imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along
im gonna like ur selfie even if u didnt like mine to show whos the better person
I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.
REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE
no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness
pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?
im making friends with the netflix customer service guy
how sweet of you
I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME