straight girl: i totally want a gay best friend! every girl needs one!
lesbian: hi want to be friends
straight girl: wow... um... this is so awkward... i don't like... swing that way.... sorrrrrrrrry.... bye... creep...
sam-winchester-ships-destiel:

fanfundoms:

starfleet-detective:

*slams button frantically*



that is the best use of the [Cas presses random buttons.] gif I have ever seen

not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

(via youknowhodoesthatcrazypeople)

africandad:

whenever im trying to do anything

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(via heart)

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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(via serenitycagexoxo)

i swear i get uglier everyday

(Source: mammamoon, via 2-life-happens-1)

drake & josh season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

(Source: stability, via heart)

Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *comes home*
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

(via grootylicious)

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